August 2008
5 posts
Ah, the scents of summer.
Dude 1: That girl’s hot. Dude 2: Yeah, I bet she smells good too.
*Attractive girl walks by*
Dude 1: Oh my God, she smells like magic.
Dude 2: She smells like a Unicorn’s vagina!
In Loving Memory of LAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!
Dude 1: I dunno, sometimes when I think I want a tattoo I always tell myself that three weeks later I’ll wake up and look at it and go, “Laaaaame”. Dude 2: Yeah. I guess. Dude 1: I dunno, I just think they’re dumb. Dude 2: My sister just got one in memory of her friend who committed suicide. Dude 1: Well, it’d be tough to call “lame” on that one.
Phelps-Mania
Girl: Oh my god, that Phelps guy can have any and all of my children.
Guy: I’d go gay for Michael Phelps
Um, There's More Fish In The Sea...
Group of girls standing on the corner of Yonge/Bloor…
Girl on Cell: Did you make out with Joe? Okay, good. Ben?!? No, don’t make out with him either—he’s also our cousin!
Her friends laugh…
Girl on Cell: I have to go. Just don’t make babies with anyone we’re related to, okay?
hi.
I heard something funny today in Toronto.. it went a little something like this….