Dude 1: That girl’s hot.
Dude 2: Yeah, I bet she smells good too.
*Attractive girl walks by*
Dude 1: Oh my God, she smells like magic.
Dude 2: She smells like a Unicorn’s vagina!
Dude 1: I dunno, sometimes when I think I want a tattoo I always tell myself that three weeks later I’ll wake up and look at it and go, “Laaaaame”.
Dude 2: Yeah. I guess.
Dude 1: I dunno, I just think they’re dumb.
Dude 2: My sister just got one in memory of her friend who committed suicide.
Dude 1: Well, it’d be tough to call “lame” on that one.
Girl: Oh my god, that Phelps guy can have any and all of my children.
Guy: I’d go gay for Michael Phelps
Group of girls standing on the corner of Yonge/Bloor…
Girl on Cell: Did you make out with Joe? Okay, good. Ben?!? No, don’t make out with him either—he’s also our cousin!
Her friends laugh…
Girl on Cell: I have to go. Just don’t make babies with anyone we’re related to, okay?
